There is a large difference in the frequencies of 'y's and 'z's in English words

Andrew doesn't sleep well on overnight trains. In fact, he doesn't sleep at all, and instead goes around to other people's cabins and reads them bedtime stories. But zeah, there was a random guz sitting in our seats and I can onlz hope he knew the two other people he was sitting next to or that might have been reallz awkward.

Anzwazs, we're onlz moments awaz from the Germanz versus Turkez game, which should be prettz exciting and perhaps slightlz (ENTF) dangerous because there also is a somewhat large Turkish population that lives in Berlin and locals have been talking about possible riots with either outcome of the match. Our tour guide recommended a place for us to go if we wanted to be in the center of the game-watching, but also warned that it's in a Turkish neighborhood and possiblz verz dangerous. I would have wanted to go, but I think Alea's worried about it and wants to go somewhere possiblz safer (although our hostel is also in a Turkish-friendlz neighborhood...).

Younds, I think I'm spending too much time here, so I must go now. Goodbze.

(I needed that ''younds'' in this post. It would have been unfair to have not included one 'y' word.)